Something interesting to subscribe to: A mutant plush toy in the mail every month.
"It has come to my attention that more often than you would think, folks are opening a box to find a hairy or furry bundle and assuming it’s their creature. Unwrap it, fellas!! When I say the wrappings are odd, I mean sometimes you have to cut the bear right out of the clutches of odd things sometimes… if it’s not DEFINITELY an animal, keep looking. And always examine those rabbits etc for hidden features, sometimes they will mutter or sing when pressed, and leave no safety pin pinned. If anyone sees this and liberates a beast, please email your tale to me—it’s happened twice that I personally know of, and for all I know a dozen of you have been silently fuming and cursing my name."
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