In July we held a Neverhappened conference in Kathaluwa, Sri Lanka. The turnout was pretty low - there were two of us - but we got a lot covered. Topics included mollusc hunting, wine appreciation, sleep deprivation, medium format photography, and bodysurfing. We are hoping for more attendees next year - though I can say no one who went along this year had any complaints, with the possible exception of the attendee who was attacked by a particularly dangerous pack of Crassostrea madrasensis and suffered lacerations to the area directly above the proximal phalanx...